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  • November 18, 2009 – Zach Newcott

    NEWCOTT: It wasn't 10 minutes after leaving Beth's place that she called my phone to tell me something about a meteor shower going down at 1 ...

  • November 11, 2009 – Zach Newcott

    Newcott: It was only a few weeks ago that the power cord for my laptop died out, leaving me with yet another reason to resent technology.

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    Zach poses with the subject of his pumpkin art.

    October 27, 2009 – Zach Newcott

    Nothing can get you into the mood for the Halloween holiday season like creatively stabbing a vegetable, repeatedly, over and over and then setting fire to its center.

  • October 21, 2009 – Zach Newcott

    I have yet to explain to my roommates why exactly there's a dead bunny in the shoebox in our freezer, but I assume the less I say ...

  • October 13, 2009 – Zach Newcott

    Although I thought Jennifer Lopez prepared me well with her instructional film “The Wedding Planner,” it turns out I thought wrong.

  • October 8, 2009 – Zach Newcott

    If there's one thing I learned from going to the LA County fair, it's that death is all around you.

  • September 30, 2009 – Zach Newcott

    If I have learned anything from a lifetime of playing video games, it's that any problem can be solved either by pushing crates, using explosives, or forming ...

  • September 23, 2009 – Zach Newcott

    Zach Newcott Explains it All: Flan was the first pet I ever had to die on my watch; at the very least the first one to die outside ...

  • September 16, 2009 – Zach Newcott

    Newcott Explains it All: Be it if you live in a dorm room, in an apartment, or in the library, everybody has to get to class somehow.

  • September 4, 2009 – Zach Newcott

    College is good for two things, and neither of those things are getting a job afterwards.

  • May 14, 2009 – Zach Newcott

    It's official. I have decided to move out of my old apartment. Strangely, despite their own consideration to move, my roommates have taken the initiative to fill ...

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