Story Archives — Zach Newcott

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  Feather dusting is what you make it

  by Zach Newcott on May 17, 2010

  Aside from needing to pay rent, I thought finding a job would be a good way to make friends with people that weren’t my wife or cat.

• How a dog beater surprised me

  by Zach Newcott on May 5, 2010

  NEWCOTT EXPLAINS IT ALL: My general rule of thumb is that you should never really hit anything harder than you would hit a television.

• Learning life lessons and the "Cat Sitter"

  by Zach Newcott on April 29, 2010

  NEWCOTT EXPLAINS IT ALL: It seems a lot of my friends have been having eye-opening experiences these days, and I thought it was about time for my cat Georgie Fruit and I to expand our philosophical boundaries as well.

• Taking the road much less traveled

  by Zach Newcott on April 22, 2010

  Somewhere between an anonymous dark forest road and another anonymous dark forest road, Beth and I got lost.

• Finding kindness in a smelly couch

  by Zach Newcott on April 15, 2010

  I’m not sure why I thought I could move a couch by myself, but years ago I did manage to remove my shoelace from a moving escalator without losing my life so I assumed I was capable of anything.

• Kitty problems in Portland

  by Zach Newcott on March 24, 2010

  If there’s one thing that drew me to Portland, it’s the abundance of furry animal friends that are frequently walked by strangely dressed pedestrians

• Packing my bags, heading north

  by Zach Newcott on March 11, 2010

  NEWCOTT EXPLAINS IT ALL: Well, it seems like the jig is up. Time to find a "real" job.

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